Monday, April 21, 2008

Bless His Heart

Justin, Maddie and I went to a meeting tonight about joining our church. We've been going to it continuously since October, so we thought it was about time. I think that since we've started going, we've missed maybe 3 or 4 services.

So, based on us going almost every weekend for 6 months, that means we've been to this particular church 20ish times. Give or take a few.

We arrived to the meeting being held in the cafe, right beside the auditorium that we've visisted 20ish times. I was getting us a table and Justin headed to the bathroom, which, I might add, he's been to 20ish times.

We were sitting at our table, and Justin leaned over to me.

"Do you know what I just realized? I went into the women's bathroom. I couldn't figure out where the urinals were, and I just saw a woman coming out of the bathroom I went to."

I did what any wife would do and laughed out loud, right in his face. I figure that he's had his share of laughing at me, and I was due a turn.

I walked by the bathroom, just to see if there was anything confusing about it. Maybe a small sign, maybe the skirt didn't look like a skirt, maybe the "wo" was scratched out.


womens bathroom sign

Darling- take a look, and pay attention. This is the sign that goes on the WOMEN'S bathroom.

And, if this ever happens again, and you get arrested for it, I'll not only laugh harder, I'll let your mom come bail you out.

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Ayatollah Mugsy said...

There's even braille -- they covered all the bases. Your husband must be extraordinary.

If things don't work out with this church, or if your husband is banned, please consider visiting my interfaith, interspecies ministry.

Kimmylyn said...

Hysterical. I would still be laughing..LOL

Birdie said...

super funny!!!

Rachel said...

Chelsea, I am rolling! Love this!!!
I would be laughing, blogging and taking pics too. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!

Wendi said...

Funny story. Even funnier that you happened to have a camera ready to snap a photo of his unfortunate situation.

kimmie said...

OK Justin...Wo Men...Whoa Men...Stop man, this is not your bathroom. Get the picture... Oh thats right, you didn't get "it" either. Love ya!! hahahahahahaha

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