Thursday, December 13, 2007

What Happens When My Inner Monologue Takes Over Mouth

Sometimes, it happens and there is no stopping it. It can get pretty ugly. But, sometimes, it's just plain funny.

Man at table: "We're ready for the bread. Right now.
Me: "Well, sir- if I lived in a bottle and my name was Jeannie, you'd have your bread. Right. Now."

Thankfully, his daughter recognized the humor in what I said and laughed. She took care of the tip.

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babysis said...

Oh my gosh! You are so crazy! I wouldn't have the nerve to say that to anyone I didn't know, only to my family. Ha!

Rachel said...

LOL!! You are hysterical. Glad someone got the humor! Hope she left a good tip for you.

Kellan said...

Very funny - have a good weekend. Kellan

suchsimplepleasures said...

good for you! that's an awesome response!
i got to your blog from rachels blog...
have a great weekend!

BookMomma said...

Good for you!

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