Monday, October 8, 2007

A Love Letter

Dear Juan Valdez ,

You are on my mind first thing in the morning. I can't make it through the day without you. I love you. My friends and family may like you, but I love you.

I began to love you when I was a child. Heavily creamed and sugared. Now, my love for you has grown. I do not need any supplements to improve upon your greatness.

When I meet friends at a coffee shop, I order some fancy-schmancy imposter. I feel like I'm cheating on you. Please understand that it's not you, it's them. If I knew they hand-picked their coffee beans, you might have something to worry about. My loyalty is with you, I promise.

I have only one question for you, and I'm mortified to bring it up. And if I need to see someone about this, just say the word. I'll make the appointment tomorrow.

Why does my pee smell like coffee? Is this normal?

Love you forever and ever. CB

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Anonymous said...

Could have ended differently..otherwise cute.

Suburban Turmoil said...

Ha! Did you know I wrote an ode to coffee on my blog the very next day after you wrote this?? Great minds think alike!


Does your coffee really smell like pee?

Anonymous said...

oh yes! my pee smells like coffee too? I thought it was all in my imagination because I LOOOOOVE coffe!!!

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