What's That Say?

His eyes squint when he reads. The newspaper gets closer and closer to his face each year.

Road signs are harder and harder to see. In fact, he is now a professional at turning around or finding a new route.

And he gets headaches.

Last week, my husband finally came up with the solution to his biggest problem.

"Hon, we need to get a bigger television. Especially when football season starts. I can't see the score on our little one."

Sure. . . and while he is shopping for his new big screen, I'll be calling the newspaper to order the bigger print and the county government to petition for bigger road signs and a doctor to give him Botox from squinting so much.

And all that is sooo much easier than getting glasses.