Please know that we love you. This habit of yours that started 6 years ago must stop. I know, I know, it's as much our fault as it is yours, but it's time.
Time for you to stop sleeping in our bed. I think moving to the new house will be the perfect time to break you of this.
When you were a puppy, I thought you wouldn't weigh more than 8 or 9 pounds. That is the normal size, you know. And who could resist a cutie like you, especially when you whined like crazy every time we tried to put you in the kennel?
24 pounds and 6 years later, and you are pretty much taking over our bed. And driving us crazy- every. single. night.
I know that we outweigh you by a lot and we could move you over, but then we would have to listen to you grunt and huff and puff like an old man. It's not really worth it. Besides, you would go right back to stretching out as soon as we went back to sleep.
When we move, we've decided that you can have the guest bedroom. You will have your own pillow. It's where your toys will be kept. And you can come visit us any time, except when it's time to sleep.
We hope you like it.
Justin and Chelsea
P.S. This is all Daddy's decision. I still love you more than he does, you know that, right? Love, Mommy