When I saw you at the water park earlier today, I recognised you. I've seen you at this particular park several times. And, it's not so much your face that I recognise, but your attire.
Speedos, to be exact.
My nieces giggled and rolled their eyes when they saw you. My daughter and her friend wondered why you were wearing your underwear.
I tried to ignore you, but you were everywhere I went. When I was waiting for Maddie to go down the slide, you walked beside me and did a little jig to get the water out of your ears. I politely turned my head. You know, just in case slippage happened.
I knew that I had to write you this letter, to let you know that in the case of men's swimwear, more is better. Especially when an inner tube was in your way, and instead of walking around it, you hurdled it.
It really was too much.
Every female (and probably male) at Wave Country Water Park
p.s. Buy some freakin' swim trunks!!!!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Posted by pb&j in a bowl at 9:30 PM